The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra's Chogger Nips
Fucking wet Jen, has been told that he is the last survivor of the Gelflings. After hearing word of a prophecy, Jen sets out to try to find a shard of the dark crystal, a powerful gem that once provided balance to the universe. He also takes on the evil Skeksis and plays some bangin’ flute tunes on his way.
Cham, Katty and The Hobo delve into the murky, jerky world of The Dark Crystal and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?
We also discuss our top 3 Films that are unintentionally scary.
Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.
There are also spoilers for the title feature.
If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead.
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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.
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