Spoilt Milk Movie Podcast
The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra’s Chogger Nips

The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra’s Chogger Nips

September 16, 2019

The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra's Chogger Nips

Fucking wet Jen, has been told that he is the last survivor of the Gelflings. After hearing word of a prophecy, Jen sets out to try to find a shard of the dark crystal, a powerful gem that once provided balance to the universe. He also takes on the evil Skeksis and plays some bangin’ flute tunes on his way.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo delve into the murky, jerky world of The Dark Crystal and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 Films that are unintentionally scary. 

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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One Cut of the Dead (2019) Kamera O Tomeru Na!

One Cut of the Dead (2019) Kamera O Tomeru Na!

September 2, 2019

Season 2
One Cut of the Dead (2019) Kamera O Tomeru Na!

A one-take low-budget zombie film takes an unusual turn in this twisty-turny offering from Shinichiro Ueda.

Cham, Katty, The Hobo and special guest Leila, take a bite of this Zombie themed Japanese flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 (of which, we will not spoil).

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Mystery Men (1999) Fucking Smash Mouth

Mystery Men (1999) Fucking Smash Mouth

August 12, 2019

Season 2
Mystery Men (1999) Fucking Smash Mouth

In Champion City, a team of "Super Heroes" find themselves upstaged by the city's most successful superhero, Captain Amazing. When Cap goes missing, this band of cretinous fuck heads have to pull their fingers out of their stupid fucking arses and put up a fight. 

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this 90s Ben Stiller romp and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 worst movie tropes. 

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Deep Blue Sea (1999) Thomas Jane - The Pube Comber

Deep Blue Sea (1999) Thomas Jane - The Pube Comber

July 29, 2019

Season 2
Deep Blue Sea (1999) Thomas Jane - The Pube Comber

Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of stupid fucking scientists in an 'underwater zoo' apparently, become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks with pubes begins fighting back aka 'The Sharks Got Smarter'.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this underwater creature feature and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 films where the lead character dies. (MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT)

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Avengers Infinity War/End Game Extravaganza (2018/2019) - Space Hitler

Avengers Infinity War/End Game Extravaganza (2018/2019) - Space Hitler

July 15, 2019

Season 2
Avengers Infinity War/End Game Extravaganza

The cumminationof 10+ years of Marvel Cinematic Universe films is a 2 part extravaganza. Will Thanos complete his goal of wiping out the universe?

Cham, Laura and The Hobo discuss this monster epic and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

Due to the immesity of these films, there is no Top 3.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Little Monsters (1989) Snick Must Fuck

Little Monsters (1989) Snick Must Fuck

July 1, 2019

Season 2
Little Monsters (1989) Snick Must Fuck

A boy discovers an incredible, gruesome and some what annoying world of pallets... and monsters under his bed.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this monster flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

They also discuss their Top 3 child actors.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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X-Men Apocalypse (2016) Blue Headed Fuck

X-Men Apocalypse (2016) Blue Headed Fuck

June 17, 2019

Season 2
X-Men Apocalypse (2016) Blue Headed Fuck

Some blue dude called Apocalypse wants to fuck with the X-Men and they aint having shit. 

Cham, and The Hobo discuss this misfiring mistake and decide whether it is a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)

They also discuss their Top 2,3,5 or 6 third films in franchises.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Shaving Bigfoot’s Butthole

Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Shaving Bigfoot’s Butthole

June 3, 2019

Season 2
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Shaving Bigfoot's Butthole

The Henderson family adopt a friendly Sasquatch but have a hard time trying to keep the legend of 'Bigfoot' a secret. 

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this Amblin beast and decide whether it is a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)

They also discuss their Top 3 Cryptids.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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Watchmen (2009) Katty’s Findus Crispy Prawn Ring

Watchmen (2009) Katty’s Findus Crispy Prawn Ring

May 20, 2019

Season 2
Watchmen (2009) Katty's Findus Crispy Prawn Ring

In 1985 the murder of The Comedian sends the tiny, but very angry vigilante; Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. There's also a cock nosed president. 

Cham, Katty and The Hobo celebrate the 10 year anniversary of this graphic graphic novel adaptation and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

They also discuss their Top 3 alternative comic book characters.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
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The Greasy Strangler (2016) Like getting Play-Doh out of a hole

The Greasy Strangler (2016) Like getting Play-Doh out of a hole

May 6, 2019

Season 2
The Greasy Strangler (2016) Like getting Play-Doh out of a hole.

Big Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Big Brayden. When a sexy and possibly jaundice woman (according to the Hobo) woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the arrival of a grease loving murderer/cannibal who stalks the streets at night.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this fucked up family tale and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

They also discuss their Top 3 food titled films.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.
If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.
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